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DISCLOSURE_TICKER // LIVE

> Every app here leaves you alone // Keto-Ia: Google ads, local food log // AdMob pays öre, not kronor // almost nobody buys ad-free // blame me //

HEDWIG_EATS // THE_CORE

CORE_SYSTEM
Private

Food calculator for children with PDE (Pyridoxine-Dependent Epilepsy). A specialized utility for precise protein and lysine tracking. Developed with love and caffeine for families managing a rare diagnosis.

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Weather Station

Privacy-first weather dashboard. No trackers, no bloat. Real-time atmospheric data via Open-Meteo API.

OFFICIAL

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StiffFM

Modular asset management and incident reporting.

  • Modular asset management
  • Workorders
  • Planned orders
  • PO-management
  • Entrepreneur-login
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[ANDROID_APPS] // MANIFEST

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Keto-Ia

Macro & calorie tracking — the ad-supported one. Your meals stay on your phone. Google AdMob runs the ads, and Google or their ad partners may collect info to show them. Buy ad-free through Google Play if you want out. I'd drop the ads tomorrow if bills paid themselves.

OFFICIAL

StiffScribe

On-device voice recording and transcription. Local Whisper inference, searchable transcripts, and foreground recording — no cloud required.

OFFICIAL

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HydroWotchi

A hydration tracker for biological lifeforms too incompetent to remember they are 70% water. A tool for people who need an app to not die of dehydration. Drink or don't, evolution stopped here anyway.

IN_DEV

MetabolTrack

Modular dietary tracking for metabolic diseases (PDE, PKU, MSUD) and medical ketogenic therapies. Per-amino acid exchange calculations with profile-based daily limits.

IN_DEV